Mood Oracle

Mood Oracle

💦A disgustingly relatable indie oracle deck with plastic cards that you can spill your bong water on.

😬If you thought you didn’t want your mom to find your oracle cards before...
🤩The Mood Oracle is a relatable 69 card deck for your irreverent esoteric edutainment. Plastic cards that you can spill your bong water on.
🗣Here's what the metaphysical community has to say about the Mood Oracle:
“This is the deck I wish I had when I was tripping balls”
“Bigfoot’s dick is offensive. It’s so...erect.”
“I’d file a complaint about this deck but it’d probably just show up in Satan’s asshole.”
“This deck exploits Koalas.”
“I meditated a little too hard and did a little cleanse out my Poot chakra.”
🎴Use deck to:
Bathtub readingz
Test spaghetti
Flip at #love&light hoez
Build a fort to cry in
Scoop melted queso
Weed out clients without a sense of humor
Doubles as a passport...TO WEIRDO TOWN!

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    2544 Library Road

    Pittsburgh, PA 15234

    Monday Closed

    Tuesday Closed

    Wednesday 12-6:30

    Thursday 12-6:30

    Friday 12-7

    Saturday 12-5

    Sunday 12-4

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